M.T.Slasher

Well, I'm new to this blogging stuff and I don't really have any idea what to do, so I'm going to do what all successful people do: copy off the people before me.

I'll start by mimicking Mr. Melvin T. Slasher and explaining the reasons why I'm suddenly inspired to bore the internet with my tedious monotony. There is no exciting, elaborate reason behind it, I'm doing this simply because Mel is doing it and it seems like an interesting waste of time.

This is a kind of introduction, an awkward "hi...can I sit here?" into the world of blogging in hope that I may be accepted into your community. If not, then screw you, I'm staying anyway.

I don't really have much to say at the moment, except "hi" to anyone that may be reading and also "GO JOE!!! You are amazing (and very hot! ;D)"

Thanks for reading,
-Jess X